Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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