idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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