Whod you bang
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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