we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
