I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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