She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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