i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
this just has baby written all over it
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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