I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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