Buhtt sex?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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