The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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