She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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