I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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