well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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