we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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