hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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