ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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