My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
