Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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