my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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