MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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