If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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