I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
my phone needs a breathalizer
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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