I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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