I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
