I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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