Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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