she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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