i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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