i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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