i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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