This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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