If that was your dad, he is hot
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
birth control should be required to get into college
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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