...so i touched it.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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