i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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