shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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