so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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