whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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