Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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