Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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