it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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