Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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