Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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