how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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