Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Randomize