Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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