So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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