oh god the rape fog is back!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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