I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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