i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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