Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Randomize