plz talk dirty to me
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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