please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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