But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
