We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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