If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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