I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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