Nicole vs. Life
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
