update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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