p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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