your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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